Limericks

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Nothing’s as sweet as a lil’ orange cutie,

Plump and petite, a fun-sized tutti frutti.

Bite through its center,

Rush of pure splendor.

Delicious and tart orange cutie.

I married a man who would play,

He’d trick me with love so I’d stay.

Have me believe I was dumb,

He made me feel numb.

So I left the very next day.

I’d never been called a fat ugly cow,

His anger directed at me somehow.

He punched and he spit,

And threw a big fit.

In 2-point restraints he is now.


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