Just when you thought it was over and done,
Hang on to your butt’s kids, cause the fun’s just begun.
Let’s play with some leeches, just apply to the skin.
They’ll drink till they’re full then fall off with a grin.
You won’t think it’s child’s play when your life’s on the line.
To revascularize tissue, the leeches must dine.
It’s all fun and games in a hospital bed,
We’ll make you bleed so the suckers are fed.
But don’t get too comfy, cause when they fall off,
They’ll crawl through your sheets and maybe get lost.
The nurses won’t tell you, just search at max speed,
Only to find one asleep on your knee.